what the hell
2002-06-27
Sunday's my birthday. Finally turning 50! Just kidding, I'm really only 47. Well, no, I'm 39. Acually, I'm only turning 32, but I sure feel young now! WOO-HOO! I'm a youth!! Except young people don't use the word "youth." Damn. I'm old. In any case, I'm running a team meeting today, so Trin made cookies because she's fantastic like that. So they pick today to have cake. Damn them. Well, no, it's a nice gesture, but no one's going to want to eat Trin's absolutely marvelous cookies. They're really, really good, too. I don't even want them, because I just had a Big Mac and a peach shake. I try every new shake flavor they add to their little Special Tastes menu because they're always really good. Not so with the peach. Tastes medicinal. Thought you should know. In any case, I'm running a team meeting today, so Trin made me wear slacks instead of jeans, and a pressed button down shirt instead of a wrinkly tan polo. Everyone's been asking me if I have a job interview today. The point is, though, I look really, really good. It's a crime for a married man to look this hot. It's mean of me, I know. Tantamount to sexual harrassment, just my being here in the workplace, looking this good. But I wanted to wear jeans, so don't blame me. My birthday (did I mention my birthday's coming up? Oh, I did) is also the end of my company's fiscal year, so there's a whole lot going on. Mad rushing and last-minute deadlines. Except me. I just finished all of it, and I'm kicking back with all I got. I love being done. I'm taking next week off and going to Six Flags, Water World, and Wyoming. One of these kids is not like the others. Wyoming is more fun that it sounds, though. Maybe I'll finally get to see Star Wars, Episode II! The very idea of me not having seen that yet. Me of all people. It's just absurd. I love the word "absurd." I love the rhyme one finds saying "the word 'absurd." I'd like today to find a rhyme. I'd like to say the word absurd. I must be drunk. What the hell was in the peach shake? So, um . . . I don't know how to end an entry this random.
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